Dating someone with kids quotes
Boys need somebody to clean up after them." -Anita, Age 9 "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, Age 7 "Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers.If I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -Kirsten, age 10 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell.Establishing one's career in today's competitive industries has become a challenging pursuit to most job seekers.Employers too are increasingly having difficulty finding the right person for the job.These statements are real, and they are ridiculous. Q: What's the best thing to say to someone who's in an interracial relationship?
Other people care more about the food." -Brad, Age 8 "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." -Kirsten, age 10 "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -Carolyn, Age 8 "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -Bert, Age 5 "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." -Camille, age 10 "No age is good to get married at.You got to be a fool to get married." -Freddie, age 6 "They were at a dance party at a friend's house.They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire." -Christine, Age 9 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." -Ricky, age 10 "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -Tom, Age 7 "Be a good kisser.The priceless humor and funny jokes on this page milk all the sacred cows of human family hijinks.